K from the Lip Locking Grandma post told Foghorn Leghorn that everyone knows he has a Vienna sausage.
Dang!
I was so waiting to throw that at him the next time he pissed me off.
She stole my thunder.
Do You Do That at Home?
I can be nice for only so long.
Feb 04, 2013 @ 18:49:46
Sounds more like she stole your popcorn fart. Just sayin’…
Yeah, it kind of is, but he keeps running around asking everyone if The Bar Hag is cheating on him. It’s annoying. I wanted to be able to say, “Why are you wasting your time with that woman when she was so disrespectful of your privacy that she told everyone you had a Vienna sausage.” Maybe he would finally stop acting like a pussy whipped nincompoop.
Feb 05, 2013 @ 07:44:42
So the jig, the tiny wee jig, is up. At least it can get up.
Um…probably not with as much alcohol as he consumes in a day.
Feb 12, 2013 @ 22:38:04
He knows she told everyone and he still wants her back? Wow, that’s desperate! And sad. Okay, it’s pathetic.
He is pathetic and a complete loser. I never dreamed he could be such a worthless meat sack. It isn’t any different than some guy bitching about his girlfriend’s fat ass. After that type of disrespect, why would you want to stay with that person?