ate my phone. Oh, yes she did. I went in to town to have coffee with my friend and when I came home, I found my phone in the middle of the living room floor, naked. Its clothes were in the kitchen. It made me cry. Poor naked and ruined phone.
Luckily, I have my old Treo to fall back on. The Treo was the first phone to give me a serious case of phone lust. Before I held one, I didn’t really care about cell phones. They were kind of annoying and texting was a pain in the ass. Then I picked up a Treo and had to have its touch screen and qwerty keyboard. When I was eligible for an upgrade, I switched to the Centro because it was the same thing only smaller.
I’m due for another upgrade in two months and since they don’t make the Centro any more, I picked out a Pixi. It’s the same thing as the Centro, only smaller. The only thing holding me back from being overjoyed at my impending upgrade was the $30 a month data package required on all smart phones and that I LOVED my Centro.
Well, Halo, the Destroyer made that decision for me. Since I had to go back to the Treo and since it’s a smart phone, I had to have the $30 charge added to my phone starting today. The Centro was a smart phone, but since I added it before the January 1 data package requirement, I didn’t have to pay the extra $30 a month. Trust me, I plan to get $30 worth of internet use every month. Bastards.
As for Halo, I think I’m going to pluck her nose hairs.